The New Dog House

So I hear a bunch of shit about the new dog in the White House. One headline read "The Twists and Turns" of how the dog came to be. Here's a question - who gives a shit?

It's a dog. A lucky one, at that, but still a freaking dog. DOG. Paying attention to shit like this is what got this country in trouble in the first place. How is it important? The family could have gotten this dog from a murderous puppy-mill of the 10th degree, who freaking CARES! We have bigger issues, stop wasting our time on crap like this.

Do we really not have anything else to report on? Really?