St. Louis, You Suck!

You dropped the ball. You didn't do your job, St. Louis. If you had, Nikko Smith would not have been voted off American Idol last night and that fat, pudding-headed, can-eat-a-whole-chicken-like-a-tic-tac, narcissistic mother fucker would have gone home like he was supposed to. What's wrong with you? The phone call is free. All you had to do was dial one little number. Are you that damn lazy?

I realize that American Idol is by no means an important issue in our daily lives, but damn, how can two sucky-ass, talentless singers stay while a talented, entertaining guy goes home? Anthony Federov, aka Trach Boy, and that conceited slob Scott have sucked balls on a consistent level. One has a bad attitude and one can't find a pair of pants to fit. You figure out which is which.

I'm so disappointed. All I hear today is that "Nikko shouldn't have got voted off." Yeah, well, did you vote? Oh, you didn't, well I guess that answers your question, huh. For those of you who have never been to this fair city, St. Louisans are the biggest apathetic bunch you'll ever meet. We sit down at concerts. We don't support the arts. We don't participate in groups. We don't hold rallies or protests unless beer is involved. We'd much rather sit on our back porches drinking a Bud complaining about the world than get off our fat asses and do anything about it.

As well evidenced by last night... I'm sorry, Nikko, we let you down.