It's a Momentus Day!

Woooooooo, let's all run around like chickens with our heads cut off - Paris is out of jail!!!

In honor of this day I think we should all close our offices early, go put on a short skirt, head to a local bar and drink ourselves into a stupor, making sure there are plenty of photographers around to take our picture. Oh, wait, I forgot about sex...

In honor of this day I think we should all close our offices early, go suck a dick, then put on a short skirt and head to the local bar to drink ourselves into a stupor making sure there are plenty of photographers around to take our picture as we suck another dick and then drive home drunk. Yeah, that's it.