File this under "Get Over It!"

Enough, shallow Hollywood bitches, enough.

Look, it's never pretty when a woman steals another woman's man, but it's extra ugly when that thief is absolutely beautiful.  Ok, Jennifer, we understand that you're still pissed the hottest guy on the planet slipped through your perfectly manicured fingers, but it's time to get over it, ok?  It's not Angelina's fault the press smears your pathetic love life all over the media and clamors all over Ang and Brad to hear about theirs.  Unlike you, they try to keep it under wraps.  

Ang is more than welcome to share her love-life with Vogue magazine.  If that happens to include the time when you and Brad were married then you're just going to have to suck it up.  If Brad was 100% happy in his marriage he would have never fell for Ang in the first place.  Perhaps your bitterness is misplaced.  Instead of taking pathetic kitten swipes at Ang you should funnel your hisses at Brad.  

And take some responsibility while you're at it.  A perfectly happy, loved, adored man does not jump ship.  A man who feels he is being under-appreciated, ignored, taken for granted, and denied will jump ship.  Seeing how he's been happy with Ang and you seem to break up with every guy you date, you might want to address your own problems before you try to create problems with others.

This is not news.  This is bullshit.  Get over it and move on.  Last week this country made fucking history, and today you're whining is top news?  Perfect example of what is wrong with this country.  

Keep your bitchin in the kitchen!