Now I know...
...why Vampires only drink. Try eating soup from an extra wide soup spoon, with fangs, with dignity. Add to the problem by trying to drink out of one of those big, fat straws. I'm going to start a new diet and have these things implanted for real. I should lose twenty pounds in a month.
posted by Barbarian02003 | Monday, October 31, 2005
3 Comments:
When will you heatens ever learn, the Vampire digestive track is too complex for your Theory to explain it fully.
Clearly there is an intelligent designer behind vampires! Or maybe that's a Satanic Designer.... or maybe one of those guys from that Queer Eye show... ??
When you gonna post on your own blog, hmmmm? It's getting lonely out here.
WTF!?!?
I have a blog?
I thought the doctor removed that!
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