Mr. Snorlax & The Beast

I went to bed after my husband last night. Big mistake:

Hubby: "Snoooooooore."
Dog: "Snuuuzzzzzzzz"
Hubby:" Snoooooooore....we-we-we-we."
Dog: "Snuuzzzzzzz, whimper-whimper, snuerk."
Hubby: "Snooore, crinkshaw, pa-wa-pa-wsnooooore."
Dog: "Grrrrr...yip-yip.....whineeeeee."
Me: "It's okay, Beo. (He has nightmares.)"
Hubby: "Snerk, wha-huh?...snooooooore."
Dog: "Grrr...whine...snooooaarky."

I would have slept in the spare but the bed is full of junk and I didn't feel like moving it. Finally Beo concurred his nemeses and hubby rolled over. I've laughed myself to sleep.