Sex
A dog's behavior when it's masters are having sex:
Why you closing the door? What's going on in there? Why can't I come in? Let me in. Hey, hello? You left me out here....You're eating something, ain't cha? I love food! Let me in, let me in. I will bang my head against this door all night (thump, thump, thump). Let me in, let me in! Let (thump) me (thump) in (thump). I'll scratch this door down, I swear. C'mon, C'MON! I can hear you in there, I know you're eating something. Stop jumping around in there and let me in. (Thump, thump, thump) IN!!
A cat's behavior when it's maters are having sex:
Don't touch this corner of the bed...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why you closing the door? What's going on in there? Why can't I come in? Let me in. Hey, hello? You left me out here....You're eating something, ain't cha? I love food! Let me in, let me in. I will bang my head against this door all night (thump, thump, thump). Let me in, let me in! Let (thump) me (thump) in (thump). I'll scratch this door down, I swear. C'mon, C'MON! I can hear you in there, I know you're eating something. Stop jumping around in there and let me in. (Thump, thump, thump) IN!!
A cat's behavior when it's maters are having sex:
Don't touch this corner of the bed...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
posted by Barbarian02003 | Tuesday, December 19, 2006
3 Comments:
I'm always worried that the boy will wake up and walk in on us. I wish I had animals that I didn't feel guilty about bumping uglies with hubby in front of! At least they don't ask those embarassing questions!
Woo Hoo! 50 mpoints to the people w/o kids!!!
OUR dog when it's people are having sex.
HEY! How come you put me on the floor! Don't think I don't know what your doing up there! You're lucky nobody is making you do that; I had to do that for 7 years in terrible conditions.
That makes puppies you know, and then people will take them from you and you won't like it!
Hey, you listening to me?!
*Sigh* I'm going to sleep.
Poor Tofu.
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