Some People SHOULD Die
I am not a proponet of road rage, but there are some instances where stupid people should be run off the road and beaten to a bloody pulp.
For example, when someone is sitting outside the turn lane blocking traffic because they want to turn. There is a whole lane just for you. It's not a special lane for emergency vehicles, it's for you! See, you get inside the turn lane and then you don't block traffic that wants to go straight.
Or people who put their brakes on when they approach a traffic light that is green. It's green. Green means go. Why are you slowing down? Why are you breaking? Yeah, it's going to turn red, but there is a yellow light first. It doesn't go from green to red, making you slam on your brakes before cross traffic slams into you. That's the reason the yellow light was put in the middle, see? It's green, GO!
These people really annoy me: They are in the left hand lane and want to make a right. You know your turn is coming up. You know you want to turn right. Why are you waiting until the last possible moment? Now you have to stop, blocking traffic behind you, and try to cross 2 or 3 lanes of traffic on the right.
We as a species should be allowed to murder off those of us swimming in the shallow end of the intellectual pool. People who drive stupid are the ones causing all the accidents anyway. Those who drive while talking on cell phones should be shot on sight. If you're weaving, you're too dumb to handle two tasks at once, hang up.
And you little soccer moms driving hummer's and SUV's like they're made of Nerf need to be flogged in public. If you cut off a smaller car, it's still going to hit you. Just because you have three tons of metal surrounding you does not mean you are invincible. Get a freaking clue already.
Oh, and remember, once you get out of that thing, I can kick your ass all over the parking lot.
For example, when someone is sitting outside the turn lane blocking traffic because they want to turn. There is a whole lane just for you. It's not a special lane for emergency vehicles, it's for you! See, you get inside the turn lane and then you don't block traffic that wants to go straight.
Or people who put their brakes on when they approach a traffic light that is green. It's green. Green means go. Why are you slowing down? Why are you breaking? Yeah, it's going to turn red, but there is a yellow light first. It doesn't go from green to red, making you slam on your brakes before cross traffic slams into you. That's the reason the yellow light was put in the middle, see? It's green, GO!
These people really annoy me: They are in the left hand lane and want to make a right. You know your turn is coming up. You know you want to turn right. Why are you waiting until the last possible moment? Now you have to stop, blocking traffic behind you, and try to cross 2 or 3 lanes of traffic on the right.
We as a species should be allowed to murder off those of us swimming in the shallow end of the intellectual pool. People who drive stupid are the ones causing all the accidents anyway. Those who drive while talking on cell phones should be shot on sight. If you're weaving, you're too dumb to handle two tasks at once, hang up.
And you little soccer moms driving hummer's and SUV's like they're made of Nerf need to be flogged in public. If you cut off a smaller car, it's still going to hit you. Just because you have three tons of metal surrounding you does not mean you are invincible. Get a freaking clue already.
Oh, and remember, once you get out of that thing, I can kick your ass all over the parking lot.
posted by Barbarian02003 | Friday, April 22, 2005
3 Comments:
Holy Cow! I am so with you on this! I had a soccer mom in her SUV flip me off once because I laid on the horn as she was trying to turn left from the right lane. Like I was the one being inconsiderate. I so just wanted to slam my car into the back of hers and push her into on-coming traffic.
I am soo with you on with one. And Hummers and SUV's shoulds be outlawed intown. what do people who live in tiny small condo with parking gargages living intown in a big city with no kids need big suv's and ram pickups for like they have parked in the parking garage at our condo complex.
And don't forget the one where someone in a designinated lefthand turn ONLY lane with a green arrow but they are not moving because they decided they changed they mind and don't want to turn left.and want to go staight again. At one certain interception here I am always getting stuck behind someone who is doing this and have to lay on the horn to get them to move.
Horn...and finger.
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