Pornster
A loooong time ago I signed up at Friendster.com. In my little profile I put the words "very happily married" and "sex-seekers need not apply" or something like that. I was not looking for love, I actually was looking for discounts on internet merchandise but that never panned out. Therefore, I let my Friendster account fall into oblivion.
A couple of weeks ago I get an email from my friendster account. Brian has sent me a smile. Great. Brian is married and lives not too far from St. Louis. Brian is looking for friends. Yeah, like every horny male looking to cheat on his wife doesn't start with that crap.
Brian was looking for the same thing every male from Friendster is looking for, free sex. Every email I've gotten from Friendster all start out the same, you know, "Love to get to know you, what do you like to do?" crap. Then they always turn to "Are you in an open relationship? Do you ever want to go out with a man who's not your husband?" so on and so forth. It takes weeks of me ignoring them to finally get rid of them. I guess that "happily married" in my profile just doesn't say enough.
So here goes: I am so happy in my relationship that other men are ugly to me. Other men repulse me because they don't look/act/make me laugh like my husband. Not only do I have no intention of cheating on my husband, if he were to die I'd never have sex again. I'm in love with him THAT MUCH. Just the thought of him makes me happy, much less that I am lucky enough to spend every day in his presence. He is so satisfying to me in EVERY way that no other man will ever compare. You can have money, fame, prestige, and a huge penis, but I'm just not interested. Got it? NOT INTERESTED!!!!
I've been too lazy to delete my Friendster profile, maybe I'll just put that up and see how many responses I get.
A couple of weeks ago I get an email from my friendster account. Brian has sent me a smile. Great. Brian is married and lives not too far from St. Louis. Brian is looking for friends. Yeah, like every horny male looking to cheat on his wife doesn't start with that crap.
Brian was looking for the same thing every male from Friendster is looking for, free sex. Every email I've gotten from Friendster all start out the same, you know, "Love to get to know you, what do you like to do?" crap. Then they always turn to "Are you in an open relationship? Do you ever want to go out with a man who's not your husband?" so on and so forth. It takes weeks of me ignoring them to finally get rid of them. I guess that "happily married" in my profile just doesn't say enough.
So here goes: I am so happy in my relationship that other men are ugly to me. Other men repulse me because they don't look/act/make me laugh like my husband. Not only do I have no intention of cheating on my husband, if he were to die I'd never have sex again. I'm in love with him THAT MUCH. Just the thought of him makes me happy, much less that I am lucky enough to spend every day in his presence. He is so satisfying to me in EVERY way that no other man will ever compare. You can have money, fame, prestige, and a huge penis, but I'm just not interested. Got it? NOT INTERESTED!!!!
I've been too lazy to delete my Friendster profile, maybe I'll just put that up and see how many responses I get.
posted by Barbarian02003 | Monday, November 14, 2005
3 Comments:
Yeah... but really ARE you in an open relationship?!?!
wink wink. nudge nudge
The term "open relationship" is kinda funny to me. Even now, eductaed in the ways of the world as I am, the first thing I think of is "Of course! My wife and I are open about everything with each other! That's how you build a great marrage!" It takes a couple of minutes to think of it the way it is actually used... 'My wife and I are open about cheating on each other, and open about bullshitting ourselves, and opening her whore legs, and opening my naughty ass which needs to be punished"... kind of thing.
I signed onto myspace.com once, cause a friend ahs a blog there. But I hate that site. Nevermind that it is poorly constructed from a design perspective... in other words, it's DAMN confusing and not at ALL intuative to use. But my MAIN peeve is that all sorts of freaks will ping you and be all "WhAt uP!! FaTTy DrE from dA ATL with dA freSH mIxEZZ and fIne C*ck suckin HoEZZ!"
Damn, typing that was painful. Anyway, not quite like your friendster thing, but similar in disgustitude.
Your ass is naughty? Who knew. Say hello to that gorgeous wife of yours.
Okayyyyyy! It's not MY naughty ass... but a hypothetical naughty ass.
Oy!
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