Just for the Record

You know that minister that was shot by his own wife, then she ran off with their three daughters only to be busted at a Waffle House? They say they have a motive for the slaying, but won't tell. Here is my prediction: Daddy was diddling the daughters. Why else would a pastor's wife fill him full of lead when everyone else in the community said he was as good as good gets? No one, especially one married to a pastor, wakes up one day and says, "I think I'll kill my husband."

That's my take, wifey shot daddy full of holes because daddy couldn't keep his hands to himself.