What's WRONG With You?

Really? Seriously? In this article, British parents are refusing to read their children time-honored fairy tales for fear their children will be emotionally scarred.

Um, aren't these the same fairy tales they were told as children? Did they turn out to be emotionally scarred? No, just stupid. Little Red Riding Hood walked through the woods alone and saw her Granny eaten by a wolf! Oh no! That's much worse than watching, oh, I don't know, the news, maybe? Because we all know wolves frequently dress in woman's clothing in order to get a meal, right?

I have little hope for the future. Little.