Hey, I Voted for Kerry
Bush = Crazy, lazy, selfish, stupid, out-of-touch nutbag with a God complex. That's all I have to say.
From the files of "Haven't We Gotten a Bit Big for Our Britches?":
Oprah Winfrey is having a hissy because a Paris shop wouldn't open it's doors for her. She claims it's because she's black. They claim it was because they were setting up for a special exhibit the next day. Here's the situation: Oprah has turned into a self-centered, narcissistic Diva. Have you watched any of her shows? The audience screams, claps, and cries for minutes just because she walked onto the stage. Where ever Oprah goes in America, screaming fans shit themselves just to catch a glimpse of her. She can go to New York City or Topeka and be treated like a Queen. She's on every quest list from rock concerts to charity functions and she just loves, looooves to toot her own horn with extravagant balls and parties for all her wealthy, famous friends. In America, she is as close to royalty as anyone can get.
But she wasn't in America. All I can say is, Welcome To France, Bitch. This isn't a racist issue, this is an issue of Oprah not getting her way. She's stamping her diamond encrusted Farigamo covered foot and throwing a little temper tantrum. Somewhere, somehow, she's gotten the idea that she owns the world. She can do anything she wants. She can go anywhere she wants. This Paris shop had the audacity to give her a big, fat slap of reality and guess what, she didn't like it.
Welcome to the real world, Oprah, it's good to have you back. But of'course, it won't last long. She'll do show after show about racism and black women in the world. She'll play the wounded victim on every interview she gives. She'll call for a boycott and convince all her celebrity fashion-enslaved friends to shop elsewhere. The Paris store will likely fire all it's current employees and hire new ones, inviting Oprah to come back to a special shopping day just for her and her friends. All because little Miss. Winfrey didn't get her way. It's a damn shame.
From the files of "Haven't We Gotten a Bit Big for Our Britches?":
Oprah Winfrey is having a hissy because a Paris shop wouldn't open it's doors for her. She claims it's because she's black. They claim it was because they were setting up for a special exhibit the next day. Here's the situation: Oprah has turned into a self-centered, narcissistic Diva. Have you watched any of her shows? The audience screams, claps, and cries for minutes just because she walked onto the stage. Where ever Oprah goes in America, screaming fans shit themselves just to catch a glimpse of her. She can go to New York City or Topeka and be treated like a Queen. She's on every quest list from rock concerts to charity functions and she just loves, looooves to toot her own horn with extravagant balls and parties for all her wealthy, famous friends. In America, she is as close to royalty as anyone can get.
But she wasn't in America. All I can say is, Welcome To France, Bitch. This isn't a racist issue, this is an issue of Oprah not getting her way. She's stamping her diamond encrusted Farigamo covered foot and throwing a little temper tantrum. Somewhere, somehow, she's gotten the idea that she owns the world. She can do anything she wants. She can go anywhere she wants. This Paris shop had the audacity to give her a big, fat slap of reality and guess what, she didn't like it.
Welcome to the real world, Oprah, it's good to have you back. But of'course, it won't last long. She'll do show after show about racism and black women in the world. She'll play the wounded victim on every interview she gives. She'll call for a boycott and convince all her celebrity fashion-enslaved friends to shop elsewhere. The Paris store will likely fire all it's current employees and hire new ones, inviting Oprah to come back to a special shopping day just for her and her friends. All because little Miss. Winfrey didn't get her way. It's a damn shame.
posted by Barbarian02003 | Wednesday, June 29, 2005
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