The Foul Mood Continues
I ordered the best pair of boots the other day. Knee length, pointy toed, covered with a comic book print in black and white, and only $12.99. I have been salivating for these boots since I ordered them. I have organized outfits around these things.
I get an email today saying they are sold out.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, I want to smash that store to rubble!
I'm a size 10. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent shoe in a size 10? For some reason the fashion industry thinks women with large feet need orthopedic support or wear nothing but tennis shoes. And if I do manage to find a decent size 10 it's sold out. I bet a slew of drag queens took all the larger sizes. I'm so pissed! Of course, they have the same boot in pink and black. PINK? I don't DO pink.
So my whole day is ruined. I can't find anything like them anywhere else online. God-damned son-of-a-bitch!
I get an email today saying they are sold out.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, I want to smash that store to rubble!
I'm a size 10. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent shoe in a size 10? For some reason the fashion industry thinks women with large feet need orthopedic support or wear nothing but tennis shoes. And if I do manage to find a decent size 10 it's sold out. I bet a slew of drag queens took all the larger sizes. I'm so pissed! Of course, they have the same boot in pink and black. PINK? I don't DO pink.
So my whole day is ruined. I can't find anything like them anywhere else online. God-damned son-of-a-bitch!
2 Comments:
If I know you well enough, a raincheck won't do. You want them NOW! Don't blame you either about the drag queen comment. I think us women should have first dibbs on looking great! I saw the boots and I thought they were so you! Did you see that they have the same print in the shoe section under pumps? They might have that in a 10.
No pump. Want boot.
I did call and they said they would probably never have that boot in my size again.
I'm serious, folks, I'm about to have a PMS-induced meltdown of mythic porportions.
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