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Friday, August 05, 2005

Here's a neat trick...

If you drink one cup of coffee with cream and sugar, eat a wrap with chicken, rice, black beans, muchrooms, tomoatoes, cucumbers, and cheddar cheese with ceasar dressing, and then use Bert's Bees Wax lip balm all around the same time - your breath will smell like a skunk.

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Blogger xodiaq said...

Here's another one, if you're a pack a day smoker and drink at least 2 cups of coffee a day, no matter what else you eat, your breath will smell like wet ass. (This is what really has me motivated to quit smoking…)

4:59 PM  
Blogger Matto the Hun said...

hey bro! I thought you did quit!!

Thanks for the warning on that combo lady! Even w/o the chicken I imagine the results would be pretty bad.

Then again... it's good to keep in mind on days when I'd prefer that people left me alone ;)

12:52 AM  

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