Batman - Not For Kids

I read a report where parents are angry that the newest Batman movie is "too dark" for their children. All I have to say is - who fucking cares!

How many kids movies are out there now? Ever heard of Wall-E or the future block buster Space Chimps? If you're too stupid to surmise from the movie trailers that this might be a kid-unfriendly movie than that's YOUR fault. Just because the movie has the word Batman in it does not mean it is the cuddly, laughable Batman as portrayed by Adam West. Do a little research.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry, is Batman: Dark Knight rated G or PG? NO! You retards! Those two globe things sunk into your face are called EYES, use them. Read a freaking paper. Look it up on the internet. If you're too lazy of a parent to know what kind of movie you're taking your kids to than Batman being "too dark" is the least of your problems.

If you want kid-friendly, go to Disneyland.