See Me In a Bikini

Don't forget this Saturday is the Arch Rival Roller Girl car wash.

You know you want to check this out.

Getting clean has never so much fun!

And now, in the "DUH!" catagory...

This article, titled "Why marrying for money is not a bad idea."

Really? REALLY? We need some asshole to explain this to us? This should go under the "No shit, Sherlock" category as well. Is this what CNN is paying people for? If so, I have a whole list of articles they can buy from me:

Walking Over An Open Hole is Not a Good Idea
Fire Burns
Falling Off a Tall Building Could Kill You
Sex Could Lead to Pregnancy
Vacations Can Be Relaxing
Smart People Can Find Jobs
If You Don't Work, You Could Get Fired
George Bush Is An Asshole

And my favorite - Hey, Michael Jackson is Dead!

Idiots. I'm so in the wrong business.

Last Local Game before Championship!!!!

It’s hot! It’s hot! It’s hot out there! Must be roller derby in the atmosphere!

Join ARRG on Saturday, July 11th for a bout that is sure to heat up the All-American. The ladies of the Stunt Devils are geared up to take on the M-80s

All American Sports Mall
11133 Lindbergh Business Ct.
(Behind Casa & Denny's, just off Lindbergh at I-55)

Doors at 7:00 p.m.
Bout at 8:00 p.m.

TICKETS JUST $10! Purchase TIX online now!
Kids 10 yrs or younger get in FREE!

ATTENTION members of the Military, Police, Firefighters & EMTs
receive $2 off at the door with your i.d. or badge

Or head over to our friends at Cheap TRX on Grand or Mamacita's on Gravois to grab some tix before the bout!

Want to earn some roller girl swag?
Then bring some canned goods to every bout. Every two canned goods you bring will earn you one ticket for our raffle where you can win t-shirts, gift certificates and jewelry. There is no limit to the number of cans you can bring! All donations will go to Operation Food Search and will be given to the needy citizens of our area.

After party to follow downtown at El Borracho located at 2001 Locust, 63103!