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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I'm in the Pink

There have been a lot changes to the Arch Rival Roller Girls recently.  There have been so many new girls join the roller derby league that they have had to put us all on teams, the Pink and the Black.  I am on the Pink team.  

So far there are only 6 of us on this team but more new girls will be added in the next couple of weeks.  We are working hard to build our teams (and our skills) for the Rookie Rumble taking place May 31.  In the last three years the Pink team has dominated the Rookie Rumbles.  I'm going to make sure the streak stays alive.  This Saturday we are having a team bonding party.  We're going to skate, make tu-tus, and drink!  Derby, baby!!

In other news I think I found a house my sister might like to buy.  It's really nice, a lot of stuff is new, it has a nice yard, and it's a better neighborhood than where she lives now.  The bedrooms are kind of small, but she still wants to look at it.  It's also for rent, and at a really good price, so if she decides she doesn't want to take it I'll pass the info on.  $500 a month for a 2 bedroom house with new everything and a nice yard is quite a deal.

My husband is going away this weekend to some big bike ride and I have the place to myself.  I am looking forward to cleaning the house and enjoying time alone.  Some people can't do that, they can't be alone.  I don't mind being alone, in fact I quite like it.  It's peaceful.  

Tomorrow, May 1, is the two year anniversary of my Papaw's death.  He was a great man and I miss him very much.  

Monday, April 28, 2008

Fantastic Weekend!

I had the best weekend! It was NFL Draft time again and the husband wanted to get me out of the house. My derby wife Buns and I went to Chicago. He made reservations for us as this wonderful B&B called the Ruby Room. It is a spa/salon but they also own two floors of hotel rooms. It was so unbelievably great. The bathroom was the best part! It held a steam shower/shower that was out of this world.

I have always loved Chicago. Right before I met my husband again I had decided to pack up my stuff, quit the job, and move there. That didn't happen, but I'm not sad about it. I always feel peaceful in Chicago. It's such a user friendly city, know what I mean? Every street, every block, every area offers something in the ways of food, shopping, and entertainment. It doesn't roll up its streets after midnight like some other cities *cough*St. Louis*cough*

The majority of our time this weekend was spent shopping, eating, and drinking. Nothing in the way of "Oh My God you're not going to believe what happened!" happened, it was just a nice time. We saw Second City on Saturday night, it was fantastic! We laughed until we cried. The funniest thing that happened all weekend was Buns' quest for wine.

Buns is not a big wine drinker. She found one that she likes, so she wanted to get it in Chicago. Doesn't sound like a hard thing, does it? It was. We searched, called, and Googled out hearts out trying to find a place within walking distance that carried this wine. Finally she gave up and we walked to this unimpressive tex/Mex restaurant to get a bite and sulk. We opened the drink menu and low and behold, there is her wine! It's like finding a Fendi bag at the Cracker Barrel, folks. All that searching. Anyway, we had a great time.

I was glad to get home to the husband. I miss him when we're apart. Next weekend he has a bike ride in Tennessee and we'll be apart again. Wah. But that's ok, he may win us $400, so it's all good.

Ta.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hi Guys!

Hello. I am not dead. Just very, very busy.

I have some issues I'd like to talk about. A friend of mine asked if I was going to comment on this whole Cult thing. You know, the compound was raided and the men tucked their tails between their legs and ran. Seems they are big men when it comes to raping and brainwashing little girls, but when the real shit hits the fan they start acting like a bunch of pussies. Anyway, now their children are being taken away from the mothers.

I don't agree with that. Are they brainwashed? Yes. Will they have problems adjusting to a new life being thrust on them by a judgmental society? Yes. That's enough trouble without seperating them from the only family they have and putting them in our foster care system.

Hello, haven't you heard about all the children dying, disappearing, and being horribly abused in our foster care system? You might as well bring the sect leaders back and start the rapings again.

The mothers of these children need just as much help as the children. Being raised a certain way, they might not know the extent of the damage. Ripping them out of their lifestyle, splashing their faces all over the news, exposing them to a cold society who will do nothing but treat them like criminals and freaks might not be the best way to deal with it. Then to take away their children, whom I'm sure they love, well, that just seems a bit much. If you took my child away, well, I'd just have to hate you.

And in hating you I'd turn to the dark side and do everything I could to hurt you as much as you've hurt me. Yep, it's the American way!

Closer to home, I'm skating again. I am at 100%. As such, I am bouting with the veteran girls who make me feel like I am a slug going against a woodpecker. S-l-o-w and s-u-c-k-y. Yeah, there have been a few tears, but they tell me I am doing a good job. Everyone has to go through the "Why the hell did I ever think I could do this?" breakdown before bucking up and trying again. Last night was particularly bad.

In derby there is a thing called a hip whip. One skater (the whiper) who might be behind another skater grabs onto that other girl's hip and pulls herself into position in front of the whipee. At least, that is how it's supposed to work. Last night Overland Offender grabbed my hips and instead of whipping herself in front of me she completely turned me around. Have I mentioned how fast we go? Really fast. In one direction. When you find yourself facing the opposite direction all you see are helmets and elbows coming at you at around 30mph. I prayed that nothing would get broken as Love Punchin' slammed into me and we fell to the floor in a heap of arms and legs. Not my best moment. But hey, everyone else got a good laugh out of it so there you go.

We have a new roller girl, I'll just call her TEB. TEB is from Arizona and I have not liked her from the very moment I set eyes on her. I can't explain it, she's been nothing but nice, but being near her makes my skin crawl. She is from a derby league that's ranked 7 in the nation. Very impressive. My derby league is not even ranked. Last night at the end of practice she had a minor explosion, telling us we were nothing but back-blocks, elbow hits, and tripping and that it need to "Fucking stop!"

And then it hit me - she's crazy. I don't deal with crazy very well. My "crazy meter" was trying to tell me but I just wouldn't listen. So I'll be avoiding TEB at all costs. I handle crazy by getting rid of it, and I have no intention of going to jail.

My friend Issy is still living with us. She and I looked at a darling house on Sunday that I think she's going to take. It is big, has a lot of new stuff (floors, windows, so on) and a huge yard. It's only $500 a month! If I were looking I would have put money on it the day I saw it. I hope she'll be very happy there.

Gotta go.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Another Clue Our Leaders Are Stupid

Hey, did you know drinking a cap of bleach will prevent you from getting HIV? Yeah, and a shot of Mountain Dew will prevent you from getting pregnant. Oh, and smoking dope. Yep, these are what the teens of Pennsylvania believe.

Those abstinence only classes in sex-ed are really doing a bang up job, eh?

Can people really be this stupid? I guess so.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

One Crusty-ass Cookie Does Not Lunch Make

It has been a busy time in the ol' Barbarian household. My friend Issy finally got her head out of her ass (you know I love ya) and left the dumb-ass loser she was with. As such, she has moved in with me and the hubby. It has been a smooth transaction so far. Issy and I lived together during college so we're used to each other, it's the husband who may need a few more days to adjust.

My derby name was finally approved!! You wanna know? You ready?
Suri O'Killer
#10 & Counting

Yeah!

Work has been busy here and there, we just had our graduate recruiting weekend. The long torturous faculty Search I spent my entire Fall doing netted one measly professor. We were hoping to hire 3 or more. All that work...

If you are in the St. Louis area come to our April 12 Roller Derby bout, Gentlemen Prefer Derby. We play at the All American Sports Complex by Lindbergh and Hwy 55. Tickets are $10, children 10 and under are free. I'll be skating in the demo bout, be sure to look for the girl in the pink shirt kicking ass. Doors open at 7pm.