Scar Wars

The Arch Rival Roller Girls championship is right around the corner and we know you've heard this a thousand times before but believe us when we say YOU DO NOT want to miss this!

The Stunt Devils (1-3) are geared up to give the M-80s (4-0) a run for their money, or championship title in this case. It's sure to be THE battle of all battles from the ARRG 2008 season!



Saturday, October 11th
All American Sports Mall
11133 Lindbergh Business Ct. & Hwy 55

Doors @ 7:00, Bout @ 8:00

Tickets are just $10 and available online through Brown Paper Tickets or locally at Cheap Trx on Grand and Mamacita's Mexican Grill & Cantina on Gravois.

Kids 10 yrs or younger get in FREE!

****GROUP DISCOUNTS NOW AVAILABLE!****
Groups of 20+ people will be able to purchase tickets for $8/ticket IN ADVANCE ONLY by contacting Buns N. Burn 'er at groupdiscount@archrivalrollergirls.com

Have a drink and mingle with your favorite rollergirl after the bout at our afterparty held upstairs at Van Patricks!

This is the last game of the season, so don't miss out on the derby action!!
ARRG's fourth official season starts up in Feb '09!

For more information, visit www.archrivalrollergirls.com or our myspace page.

See you there!

YOU MUST READ

McCain wants to take away our Health Insurance!!!

Read it.

This man can not get elected!!!

Here's a little something to consider:

Obama:

Occidental College - Two years

Columbia University - B.A. political science with a specialization in international relations

Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Biden:

University of Delaware - Double major: N.A. in history and B.A. in political science

Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

vs.

McCain:

United States Naval Academy - Class rank 894 out of 899

Palin:

Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester - undeclared major

North Idaho College - 2 semesters - undeclared major

University of Idaho - 2 semesters -  journalism

Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester

U of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in journalism with specialization in sports reporting

Ding, Dong, You're Freaking GONE!

In my department there is a person I do not care for. In fact, I pretty much wish them a slow, painful death. The feeling is mutual.

This person started as a grad student and when they graduated I'd hoped they'd move on. They didn't, they stayed here as a postdoc. Well, now their professor and employer is leaving soon and guess what? Well, let's just say they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here!

It will be so nice to walk the halls and not see this person's face ever again.

How You Like 'Em Now?

W. Bush bankrupted or destroyed every company he's ever operated, and now he's doing it to this country. Who's surprised by this?

And yet there is still a country full of retards getting ready to vote republican at the next election.

Here's something for you to look at.

I've Been Waiting For This

A video of a limping, skinny, and heroic John McCain has just "resurfaced."

What fucking timing! Here when he's up for election, man, what a coincidence. I mean, it couldn't be that the campaign backing McCain released this video to play on the sympathy of voters, could it? Y'know, to remind them that McCain suffered horribly during a war (that most people didn't want to fight anyway) so they can tout him as patriotic and heroic, and subtly state that not voting for McCain is a vote against everything American. Oh, surly not.

More smoke screens, people. Yes, McCain suffered horribly. Yes, it's a very nice miracle that he survived and woooo, wasn't he just the shit. BACK THEN!! Let's take a look at his record recently, shall we? I'll sum it up nice and neat - McCain is Bush's lap dog! He has backed Bush on most of the shit Bush has pulled out of his ass. He has the same money lining his pockets that line Bush's. He's being controlled by the same lobyists and corporate giants that control Bush. if you want another Bush in the White House then by all means, fall for this bullshit.

What a crock! and the saddest thing of all is that peop[le will fall for it. OPlf vets or proud parents of active military will feel the swell of pride in their hearts these images invoke and riding on that euphoria they will vote for this bastard. it's what the Republicans are counting on.

Don't be fooled! The past is just that, PAST. Stick to the present and pay REALLY CLOSE attention to the future.

Our INTERLEAGUE bout against Windy City earlier this year was a near sellout, so get your tickets NOW for ARRG's next sanctioned WFTDA interleague bout!



Saturday, September 13th
All American Sports Mall
11133 Lindbergh Business Ct. & Hwy 55

****SPECIAL EVENT! SPECIAL TIME!****

Doors @ 6:30, Bout @ 7:30

Game 1 = One 30-minute period
ARRG B-Team vs NWA's Backwoods Betties
ARRG's newly formed interleague B-team, composed of many of your favorite skaters and next year's all-stars play some of Northwest Arkansas' up-and-comers in a shortened bout of just ONE (1) 30-minute period.

Game 2 = Two 30 minute periods
ARRG's All Stars vs NWA's Killbillies
ARRG & NWA's WFTDA Chartered Interleague Travel Teams go head-to-head and vie to improve their national rankings!

Get the whole thing for just $10! Kids 10 yrs or younger get in FREE!

Tickets are available online through Brown Paper Tickets or locally at Cheap Trx on Grand and Mamacita's Mexican Grill & Cantina on Gravois.

****GROUP DISCOUNTS NOW AVAILABLE!****
Groups of 20+ people will be able to purchase tickets for $8/ticket IN ADVANCE ONLY by contacting Buns N. Burn 'er at groupdiscount@archrivalrollergirls.com

Have a drink and mingle with your favorite rollergirl after the bout at our afterparty held upstairs at Van Patricks!

For more information or our season schedule, visit www.archrivalrollergirls.com or our myspace page.

See you there!

This Palin Bitch

You're going to be hearing a lot about McCain's choice for VP, especially the fact that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant.

Don't be fooled! They are using teen pregnancy to hide the major issues. Oh, look, a 17-year0old is preggers, let's forget about the war and the private contractors that are killing our soldiers. Let's forget about the huge debt we've racked up int he last 8 years, or that our country is a complete shit-hole because of the Republicans. Let's concentrate on teen sex!

Get past it and stick to the issues that matter!

Poor Obama

Lieberman calls Obama Young, Untested

Do you know what he really means? Obama hasn't been around long enough to be corrupted by lobbyists, special interest groups, and old school politicians serving their own self interests. How is this a bad thing? I don't know about you, but I've had enough of the old boy's club. This country is totally fucked, thank you very much, and if it takes a young, untested person to straighten it out then I am alllllll for it.

Sorry?

So I've been reading the news and it seems P. Diddy not being able to fly his private jet because of gas prices somehow qualifies as news.

Sorry?

WHO CARES!!!! Some little cry-baby asshole can't fly his private jet, so CNN has to report it? WTF is happening to this country? John McCain's running mate has a pregnant teenage daughter, a report has just surfaced that New Orleans may not be worth saving (???) and guess what, there is still a war going on, but oh no! We have to take some time out for P. diddy and his air woes.

Give me a freaking break!